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NASCAR Blood Sport

To boost TV ratings NASCAR should scrap all its safety features. Enable more spectacular crashes and deaths. Stop glossing over the fact that car racing is a blood sport harking back to the deadly chariot races of the Roman circus. Cut the hypocrisy and admit that the sport is not about winning or driving skills but how many people get hurt. Realize that cars just speeding round and round a track is numbingly boring. So don’t deny fans the gore that entertains them. Recruit more Dale Earnhartd martyr wannabes. That should boost NASCAR TV ratings tenfold.

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